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[invinciblemikey]

(he finds a space to sit next to yosuke, stretching his arms above his head before he hums.)

Dunno. I'm from the early 2000s, we barely used that kinda shit. It took me forever to figure that tablet out, but I guess what I like doing and what you like doing probably don't match. Unless you wanna go ride a bike on shitty terrain.

[garbagecanned]

Ohhh... it was 2012 at home for me.

[he shrugs.]

I'll try pretty much anything once. Especially when I'm this bored.

[invinciblemikey]

Then let's go down to the dojo. Let me train you a bit.

(EXERCISE THEN? dont lie to him)

[garbagecanned]

[godDAMMIT.

Yosuke groans a little, and leans his head back on the wall.]

Man, me and my big mouth... you're going to kick the shit out of me, aren't you?

[invinciblemikey]

Due to the fact that I can lift you with my pinky lately, it's best I don't kick the shit out of anyone. I'm going to teach you to kick the shit out of something, though.

... But, yeh, you and your big mouth. If I said that before these people played cards and fucked cuz there was no TV, then what was you gonna do.

(YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH.)

[garbagecanned]

[.......... there's a long silence.]

Soo... I mean, I would've been down with playing cards. And screwing around? Definitely not us.

[a beat.]

Can I change my vote?

[invinciblemikey]

Hah! You can't keep up with me in the dojo nor in bed, either way. Sure, I'll find the cards.

(yosuke........ he's not bad at it......... please reconsider)

[garbagecanned]

What's that supposed to mean?

[he huffs.]

I know you're a bottom, so how's that hard to keep up with?

[invinciblemikey]

Like you aren't. You think it's just sticking it in? Poor Yuchin.

[garbagecanned]

[his face gets hot.]

I know it's not just sticking it in!! But it's not near as much work!

[invinciblemikey]

Are you fucking kidding me? What if you just don't get them, have you thought of it? The top always cums, duh.

(WHAT IS THIS CONVO.)

[garbagecanned]

[THIS IS SO MUCH....]

If Yu's not letting you cum, he's doing something wrong. Isn't it the point for both people to be satisfied?

[. . . ]

Unless you just like getting screwed, that is.

[invinciblemikey]

We are not talking about Yuchin, we are talking about you being a shitty top.

(please)

[garbagecanned]

I'm not a shitty top.

[LOUD HUFFS.]

You're just assuming I am.

[invinciblemikey]

With good reason, you just asked 'how hard can that be'.

(BRO)

[garbagecanned]

At being a bottom, dude! Keep up!

[invinciblemikey]

You keep up, I said you can't keep up with me!

[garbagecanned]

What's there to keep up with?? You're kinda lazy sometimes, you know.

[invinciblemikey]

I'm tired, completely different deal.

[garbagecanned]

Well, then you must be always tired.

[invinciblemikey]

I sleep in naps, of course I'm always tired?

The point is - what was it again?

(two imbeciles)

[garbagecanned]

Maybe you should sleep like a normal person, then.

[he shrugs.]

Something... something... and then we started talking about sex somehow.

[invinciblemikey]

(some of us eat and get super sleepy and then wake up and get super hungry, it's a pattern, a defining trait, shut up.)

Make up a point so we can go back to arguing again.

[garbagecanned]

[bruh]

As much as I like arguing, weren't we gonna play cards or something? You basically said... cards, dojo, or sex.

[a beat.]

And there's no way we'd be good at that together.

[invinciblemikey]

I never said 'sex'. I said this is what people did when there was no TV.

(bruh.)

Why, you wanna try?