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[garbagecanned]

[godDAMMIT.

Yosuke groans a little, and leans his head back on the wall.]

Man, me and my big mouth... you're going to kick the shit out of me, aren't you?

[invinciblemikey]

Due to the fact that I can lift you with my pinky lately, it's best I don't kick the shit out of anyone. I'm going to teach you to kick the shit out of something, though.

... But, yeh, you and your big mouth. If I said that before these people played cards and fucked cuz there was no TV, then what was you gonna do.

(YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH.)

[garbagecanned]

[.......... there's a long silence.]

Soo... I mean, I would've been down with playing cards. And screwing around? Definitely not us.

[a beat.]

Can I change my vote?

[invinciblemikey]

Hah! You can't keep up with me in the dojo nor in bed, either way. Sure, I'll find the cards.

(yosuke........ he's not bad at it......... please reconsider)

[garbagecanned]

What's that supposed to mean?

[he huffs.]

I know you're a bottom, so how's that hard to keep up with?

[invinciblemikey]

Like you aren't. You think it's just sticking it in? Poor Yuchin.

[garbagecanned]

[his face gets hot.]

I know it's not just sticking it in!! But it's not near as much work!

[invinciblemikey]

Are you fucking kidding me? What if you just don't get them, have you thought of it? The top always cums, duh.

(WHAT IS THIS CONVO.)

[garbagecanned]

[THIS IS SO MUCH....]

If Yu's not letting you cum, he's doing something wrong. Isn't it the point for both people to be satisfied?

[. . . ]

Unless you just like getting screwed, that is.

[invinciblemikey]

We are not talking about Yuchin, we are talking about you being a shitty top.

(please)

[garbagecanned]

I'm not a shitty top.

[LOUD HUFFS.]

You're just assuming I am.

[invinciblemikey]

With good reason, you just asked 'how hard can that be'.

(BRO)

[garbagecanned]

At being a bottom, dude! Keep up!

[invinciblemikey]

You keep up, I said you can't keep up with me!

[garbagecanned]

What's there to keep up with?? You're kinda lazy sometimes, you know.

[invinciblemikey]

I'm tired, completely different deal.

[garbagecanned]

Well, then you must be always tired.

[invinciblemikey]

I sleep in naps, of course I'm always tired?

The point is - what was it again?

(two imbeciles)

[garbagecanned]

Maybe you should sleep like a normal person, then.

[he shrugs.]

Something... something... and then we started talking about sex somehow.

[invinciblemikey]

(some of us eat and get super sleepy and then wake up and get super hungry, it's a pattern, a defining trait, shut up.)

Make up a point so we can go back to arguing again.

[garbagecanned]

[bruh]

As much as I like arguing, weren't we gonna play cards or something? You basically said... cards, dojo, or sex.

[a beat.]

And there's no way we'd be good at that together.

[invinciblemikey]

I never said 'sex'. I said this is what people did when there was no TV.

(bruh.)

Why, you wanna try?

[garbagecanned]

[he raises an eyebrow.]

Mikey, you don't even like me. You tolerate me for Yu.

[invinciblemikey]

First of all, you are the one bringing it up. Second of all, what does that have to do with sex?

[garbagecanned]

[now... he's going to roll his eyes.]

Well, thanks. That's a real turn-on.