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[invinciblemikey]

I'm tired, completely different deal.

[garbagecanned]

Well, then you must be always tired.

[invinciblemikey]

I sleep in naps, of course I'm always tired?

The point is - what was it again?

(two imbeciles)

[garbagecanned]

Maybe you should sleep like a normal person, then.

[he shrugs.]

Something... something... and then we started talking about sex somehow.

[invinciblemikey]

(some of us eat and get super sleepy and then wake up and get super hungry, it's a pattern, a defining trait, shut up.)

Make up a point so we can go back to arguing again.

[garbagecanned]

[bruh]

As much as I like arguing, weren't we gonna play cards or something? You basically said... cards, dojo, or sex.

[a beat.]

And there's no way we'd be good at that together.

[invinciblemikey]

I never said 'sex'. I said this is what people did when there was no TV.

(bruh.)

Why, you wanna try?

[garbagecanned]

[he raises an eyebrow.]

Mikey, you don't even like me. You tolerate me for Yu.

[invinciblemikey]

First of all, you are the one bringing it up. Second of all, what does that have to do with sex?

[garbagecanned]

[now... he's going to roll his eyes.]

Well, thanks. That's a real turn-on.

[invinciblemikey]

Do you think if I just tolerated you I'd be here? I don't do anything I don't want to.

(and his personality also makes that too clear.)

[garbagecanned]

[he raises an eyebrow.]

Okay...

[Mikey's so confusing. why do they have the weirdest relationship.]

Maybe you're just bored.

[invinciblemikey]

You're the one who's bored, remember?

It doesn't change what I've said.

[garbagecanned]

And you gotta be, too.

[smh!!]

I don't even remember all the options you said anymore. Wasn't go fish one of them?

[invinciblemikey]

Cards were-- listen, you know what? Last chance. What do you want to do?

[garbagecanned]

I don't care, so long as I'm doing something! You pick!

[he's throwing his hands in the air... sorry he's Like This]

You're the one trying to confuse the hell out of me!!

[invinciblemikey]

Fucking hell.

(and this is how his hand curls into a fist around the collar of yosuke's shirt, bringing him in for a kiss.)

[garbagecanned]

[whatever Yosuke thought was going to happen, it wasn't this. his eyes go wide, his heart hammering a little bit in his chest.

but then he grabs at Mikey's shoulders and attempts to push him away.]

W-What the hell??

[invinciblemikey]

(okay, OKAY yosuke!!! his hands show the palms, as to say he's hands-off, before he jumps off the bed.)

Okay, your loss.

[garbagecanned]

Wait!!

[Yosuke goes to grab at Mikey.]

You can't just kiss a guy and then walk out!!

[invinciblemikey]

(oh, wait, didn't you JUST push him away, sir!!)

Why? You gonna do something about it?

[garbagecanned]

Maybe!! Because I wanna know why you kissed me!!

[if he wasn't successful last time, he's going to try to grab at him again...]

[invinciblemikey]

(he's successfully grabbed, but truth be told, it's only because he's kind of too strong to be contained, so there's no reason to try and break free.)

Because I wanted to.

[garbagecanned]

[Yosuke frowns and stares at Mikey for a few good moments, here.]

And would you want to do that again?

[invinciblemikey]

Dude. Just fuck me.

(or so help him god.)